

Cheeko's Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What is your name?
A: Call me Cheeko.
Q: No, I mean your real name.
A: That's not a question.
Q: Okay, okay: what's your real name?
A: Not telling.
Q: Why not? I want to know who you are!
A: Ignoring the fact that last sentence was not a question, the answer to this is because I had a moderately bad experience one summer and learned why it is always a bad idea to give your address to someone you don't know that well. Understand that it is not one of those horror stories you hear about psychos stalking beautiful teenage girls that they've met over the internet, but it was enough to efficiently scare me. If you ask, I will not tell. End of story.
Q: How old are you?
A: I was born on March 16th in 1988. That means I'll be twenty soon. (AAAAAAAAAAGH.)
Q: What color is your hair?
A: Purple.
Q: ...How about your skin?
A: Blue.
Q: Um, okay... what color are your eyes?
A: Brown.
Q: Any other dominant features I should know about?
A: Well, I have a tail and claws for hands and feet, if that's what you're asking. I got the short end of the dragon-genetic-stick and have no cool powers like spitting acid or wings, just indestructable, variously-flavored hair, which makes it quite lovely to chew. Rarely, very, very, very, very, VERY rarely, I've spat fire. But usually that's after eating really hot food, which I don't eat a lot of in the first place because I don't like it that much.
Q: Family?
A: You mean kids of my own? No. I have three brothers, one sister and two parents, though.
Q: Where did you learn how to draw?
A: Honestly? In two ways: Self taught and God. Both are pretty self explanitory. God gave me the love of art, and I've been drawing since I was two. Somewhere in sixteen years you're bound to pick up something.
Q: Wait, wait. God? You mean you're a Jesus Freak?
A: If you put it that way, yes, I am. I am a Christian. This doesn't mean I am biased against other faiths or opinions; in fact, I am quite interested in others think, so don't be afraid to really say your mind. You won't get yelled at for being a sinner and how you're going to hell, okay? It really bothers me that this is what the stereotype for a Christian has become, and I for one will have none of it. There are a lot of great people in the world, and what everyone has to say is important. I am not going to let what others' faith or religion keep me from getting to know them. If I can introduce you to Jesus and lead you to the point of accepting Him as your Saviour and allowing him to enter your heart, then my life would be complete. Until then, though, I really cannot force you to think the way I do.
Q: What programs do you use?
A: I have Photoshop 7, kindly provided by
Q: I want to buy a tablet. What do you recommend?
A: I currently own a Tablet PC, and it's the greatest thing in the world. However, it was kind of expensive, and I doubt you want to spend as much as I did on such a piece of technology. My advice to you is to start small. My first tablet had a screen the size of an index card, and then my second one was about the size of a regular piece of printer paper (
Be sure you buy from WACOM. They're the best in the biz, and their customer support is amazing, even with Tablet PCs.
Q: Does <random event> happen in your comic? Will <this character and this character> get married and have a baby? Does Ranu ever find Keijina? What is his One Question?
A: I will not tell you. Be patient and find out like everyone else.
Q: WHEN R U GOING 2 UPDATE DAISY AND MOIRA AND ROY????!!!11!!11ONE
A: FOR THE LAST TIME, DMR WILL START UPDATING WHEN BOOK 1 OF ONE QUESTION IS OVER. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP PESTERING ME ABOUT IT.
Q: Wait! This is the end! There's still stuff I want to know about you! Can I ask more?
A: Why, yes! If there is something you'd like to know about me but I haven't answered in this FAQ, feel free to comment or note me. If I find your question interesting/popular enough I will answer it.




























Devious Comments
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I'm not a complete idiot... some parts are missing.
It makes me upset that many people, some Christians included, think that it's impossible to love dinosaurs, trilobites, and placoderms, as being (previous) creature creations of God, and still think that they were almost inconcievably older than the Pyramids.
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I just noticed something. You have super powers. That is so cool. Can you fly?
-Glorificus the Beast
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I just noticed something. You have super powers. That is so cool. Can you fly?
-Glorificus the Beast
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I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
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I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
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I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
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I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
In return, the saint asked that the dragon return to the wilderness and never bother people again (before, the dragon was a notorious sheep-eater), whereupon the dragon returned to the wilderness and was never seen again.
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I just noticed something. You have super powers. That is so cool. Can you fly?
-Glorificus the Beast
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